I'm a marinade Of what's hot this summer I'm an early comer Bought a Gulf War Hummer
Every fad, I feel its force Every trend, I do endorse Got my genomes mapping Caught my smart dog napping
I'm charging up the new, new thing (I'm riffing on the new, new thing) I'm answering a customized ring I'm starting from the place you stop I'm packing for an ego trip...hop
Stop the scam You day traders in a traffic jam Can the craze All you players outta plays Fight the man All you suckers for a better brand They got us livin' off the fad o' the land
Get your pager on 'Cause you know my number I'm a wireless wonder Got thumbs of thunder
Soul daddies in a fire wire tumble dryer Soul mamas broke the breaker Soul children packin' Prozac pacifiers Get your plug-in We all need to plug into our Maker
